97 percent Coffee 3 percent Dry Shampoo Mug Funny Mom Life Mug for Coffee Lovers Sarcastic Morning Gift Hot Mess Express Cup

If your morning routine is 97% caffeine and 3% dry shampoo, congratulations—you’re doing amazing, sweetie. This hilarious white ceramic coffee mug is the ultimate survival tool for moms, teachers, students, and every chaotic human running purely on sarcasm and espresso. Perfect for early mornings, midlife meltdowns, or pretending you have your life together during Zoom calls. ✨ Why you need it: 11 oz glossy white ceramic mug Printed on left-hand side (because visibility matters when you’re sipping and side-eyeing) Dishwasher & microwave safe Ideal funny gift for moms, coworkers, besties, teachers, or yourself—because you deserve it Perfect for Mother's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or Mondays (aka the worst) This is more than just a mug. It’s a lifestyle. It’s dry shampoo in a cup.