candle for faking it – A Candle for Faking It Flawlessly-11oz

Candle for Faking It – A Candle for Faking It Flawlessly (11oz)

Meet your new favorite accessory for pretending you’ve got your life together — the candle for faking it. Whether you’re covering up chaos, hiding laundry before guests arrive, or just staging your space for Zoom perfection, this candle for faking it makes everything look (and smell) like you actually tried.

Because let’s be honest — productivity is overrated, but presentation? That’s everything. One light of this candle for faking it and suddenly your home screams “Pinterest-worthy” instead of “barely functioning adult.” It’s the perfect mix of cozy vibes, subtle sarcasm, and enough scent to trick people into thinking you’ve mastered life balance.

✨ Why You’ll Love This Candle for Faking It

• Scent Options: Fresh and put-together — the opposite of your to-do list.
• Frosted Glass Jar: A sleek, minimalist look that hides the chaos behind you.
• Wooden Lid: Adds a touch of class while sealing in your secrets.
• Vegan Wax Blend: Clean-burning, eco-friendly, and judgment-free.
• Eco Wooden Wick: For a calm, even burn that says “I totally cleaned today.”
• 50-Hour Burn Time: Long enough to fool guests and maybe yourself.
• Phthalate-Free Fragrance Oils: Safe, sustainable, and non-toxic — just like your boundaries.

🕯️ Care Instructions

Before burning, trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep wax clear of debris and never burn longer than 3 hours. Cool for 2 hours before relighting. Always burn in a well-ventilated area, away from kids, pets, and unsolicited opinions.