Candle for Faking Perfection – Pretend Your Life Is Together

Candle for Faking Perfection – Pretend Your Life Is Together

Because if your life’s a mess, at least your home doesn’t have to smell like one. The Candle for Faking Perfection is your secret weapon for tricking guests (and yourself) into thinking you’ve got it all handled. Whether you’re hiding laundry, rearranging clutter for Zoom calls, or just trying to survive Monday, this candle for faking perfection makes your space smell like success—even if your to-do list disagrees.

✨ Why You’ll Love This Candle

• Burns Brighter Than Your Willpower: With an average burn time of 65 hours, this candle lasts longer than your motivation.
• Clean Soy Wax Formula: Made from 100% food-grade soy wax with premium fragrance oils for a smooth, even burn.
• Double Cotton Wicks: Perfect for maximum light (and minimal effort).
• Premium 360° Glass Jar: Sleek design, cardboard lid, and a vibe that screams “I totally have my life together.”
• Hand-Assembled in the USA: Crafted with care—because something in your house should be.

🌿 Scent Profile – Minted Lavender & Sage

Fresh, calm, and deceptively put-together. Notes of mint, lavender, white sage, and sea salt blend with driftwood and warm sand for a scent that says “I’m thriving,” even when you’re barely surviving. The candle for faking perfection turns everyday chaos into a curated kind of calm.

🎁 Perfect Gift For

• Friends who “clean” by shoving everything into a closet
• Coworkers who live by the phrase “fake it till you make it”
• Moms juggling meetings, meals, and mild meltdowns
• Yourself — because self-deception never smelled so good

🕯️ Product Details

• Burn Time: ~65 hours
• Size: 13.75 oz (390 g)
• Material: 100% Soy Wax
• Wicks: Dual cotton core
• Jar: Premium 360° print glass
• Lid: Cardboard
• Scent: Minted Lavender & Sage

💬 Why Lit Mug Co

At Lit Mug Co, we turn sarcasm into self-care. The Candle for Faking Perfection delivers clean burns, classy vibes, and comforting lies—all in one jar. Light it, relax, and let everyone believe you’ve got it together.