funny pastel bear shirt – Radiate With Spite Sparkles

Funny Pastel Bear Shirt – Radiate With Spite Sparkles

When you’ve officially run out of f*cks but still have to function in public… meet your emotional support uniform: the Funny Pastel Bear Shirt – Radiate With Spite Sparkles.
This tee is pure pastel rage energy — because you can be dead inside and still aesthetically pleasing. Designed by Lit Mug Co, this funny pastel bear shirt is made for anyone balancing burnout with glitter and sarcasm.

Whether you’re emotionally unavailable, spiritually drained, or just done with everyone’s nonsense, this shirt gets it. Because giving no f*cks doesn’t mean you stop glowing — it just means you sparkle out of spite. ✨

🐻 Why You’ll Love This Funny Pastel Bear Shirt

• Soft & Breathable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort (because rage looks better when cozy).

• Relatable Design: Features an adorably unhinged pastel bear radiating “I’m fine, everything’s fine” vibes.

• Unisex Fit: True to size, designed for comfort and style; size up for the effortlessly unbothered look.

• Ethically Made: Sustainably produced and certified by the Fair Labor Association — good vibes, fewer f*cks, zero guilt.

🌈 Perfect For

• Introverts who hate small talk

• Office rebels mastering the “neutral face”

• Burnt-out moms, millennials, and overthinkers

• Anyone told to “smile more” while silently screaming inside

This funny pastel bear shirt brings sarcasm, softness, and spite together like a mood board for emotional survival.

🧺 Product Details

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed/ring-spun cotton (Heather blends: cotton/poly)

• Fit: Unisex, soft retail fit

• Sizes: S–3XL

• Label: Tear-away for ultimate comfort

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not dry clean

💬 Why Lit Mug Co?

At Lit Mug Co, we specialize in sarcasm therapy — turning your burnout into wearable brilliance. The Funny Pastel Bear Shirt – Radiate With Spite Sparkles lets you exist, resist, and outshine the nonsense with a smirk.

Add it to your cart and start glowing ironically today.