Funny Valentine T-shirt – Coffee Lovers Unite!

❤️ Funny Valentine T-Shirt – Coffee Lovers Unite!

This funny Valentine T-shirt is for anyone who loves coffee, sarcasm, and keeping it real. Featuring the witty phrase “Roses are red, coffee is hot, I’d swipe right, but you’re probably not,” this funny Valentine’s Day T-shirt delivers the perfect mix of charm, caffeine, and savage honesty. Whether you’re celebrating single life, gifting your coffee-obsessed bestie, or just embracing your inner smartass, this red tee makes Valentine’s Day a little less awkward and a lot more fun.

Crafted from 100% U.S. cotton with durable double-needle stitching, this funny Valentine’s Day T-shirt feels soft, looks bold, and holds up through every caffeine-fueled moment. The garment-dyed fabric adds a vintage vibe, while the pre-shrunk finish guarantees it fits just right—no post-wash surprises.

☕ Why You’ll Love This Funny ValentineT-Shirt

💘 Available in Sizes S–4XL: Perfect for everyone from hopeless romantics to coffee-fueled cynics.

🧵 Double-Needle Stitching: Durable, long-lasting quality that’s ready for any coffee run.

🌿 100% U.S. Cotton: Soft, breathable, and ethically made.

👕 Garment-Dyed Fabric: Vintage feel and premium look.

🔥 Pre-Shrunk: Stays the same size after every wash—unlike your patience for bad dates.

Perfect for: Valentine’s parties, coffee dates, or simply announcing your single status with humor.

💭 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low. Iron or steam at low heat. Avoid dry cleaning to keep your funny Valentine’s Day T-shirt bold and bright.