Patience? Never heard of her. This “I Had My Patience Tested. It Came Back Negative.” tee is the ultimate uniform for anyone fueled by sarcasm and caffeine. Whether you’re battling work stress, parenting chaos, or just humanity in general, this shirt says what you’re really thinking—without you having to waste breath.
Why it belongs in your closet: 👕 Soft + comfy cotton blend that feels like a hug (a sarcastic one, but still). 😏 Unisex fit that works for all shapes, moods, and levels of tolerance. 🧼 Durable print that won’t flake, fade, or ghost you after one wash. 🎁 A hilarious gift for coworkers, friends, or your favorite impatient soul.
Throw it on, pair it with your best resting-bitch-face, and let the world know: patience is canceled.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for exceptional softness. - Lightweight fabric perfect for year-round wear (4.2 oz/yd²). - Designed with retail fit for a modern silhouette. - Self fabric shoulder tape enhances durability and comfort. - Made in the USA, ensuring quality craftsmanship. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: no heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
