sarcastic daily uniform tee - Officially Out of Patience

Sarcastic Daily Uniform Tee – Officially Out of Patience

The sarcastic daily uniform tee is for anyone who’s done pretending to be zen. Featuring the brutally honest line “I Had My Patience Tested. It Came Back Negative,” this sarcastic daily uniform tee from Lit Mug Co is your official outfit for surviving work stress, parenting chaos, or people in general. When calm isn’t in your vocabulary, this shirt speaks fluent sarcasm for you.

😏 Why You’ll Love It

• Premium Comfort: 100 % Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough to handle your mood swings.
• Unisex Fit: Flatters every body type and every level of patience (especially none).
• Durable DTG Print: Won’t flake, fade, or bail after one wash.
• Lightweight Fabric (4.2 oz/yd²): Perfect for year-round wear and spontaneous side-eye sessions.
• Retail Fit + Modern Silhouette: Looks effortlessly sarcastic with jeans, joggers, or a caffeine IV.

🎁 Perfect Gift For

• Coworkers barely surviving meetings
• Friends who “tried patience once — hated it”
• Moms, dads, or bosses one email away from chaos
• Yourself — because self-awareness counts as personal growth

The sarcastic daily uniform tee makes every outfit a mood: confident, caffeinated, and completely over it.

👕 Product Details

• Fabric: 100 % Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Weight: Light (4.2 oz/yd² ≈ 142 g/m²)
• Fit: Retail / Unisex
• Shoulder Tape: Reinforced for durability
• Label: Tear-away for comfort
• Origin: Made in the USA under ethical production standards

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30 °C / 90 °F) · Use non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low or no heat · Iron low · Do not dry-clean

💬 Why Lit Mug Co

At Lit Mug Co, sarcasm isn’t a flaw — it’s a lifestyle.

The sarcastic daily uniform tee is proof that patience may be overrated, but humor never is.

Wear your truth. Sip your coffee. Cancel your patience — officially.