Pretending My Life Is Together – A Candle for Faking It Flawlessly-11oz

Because if your life’s a mess, at least your home doesn’t have to smell like one. This candle is here to trick your guests (and yourself) into thinking you’ve got it all under control—one cozy burn at a time. Perfect for lighting up while you hide the laundry or push clutter just out of frame for your Zoom call.

• Scent Options: Fresh and put-together, unlike your to-do list.
• Details:
  • Frosted glass jar with a sleek wooden lid
  • Burns brighter than your willpower on a Monday
  • Ideal for chaos control or pretending you care

Product features
- Natural vegan wax blend from renewable sources
- Eco-friendly wooden wick for a unique burn experience
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils safe for your home
- Average burn time of 50 hours for long-lasting enjoyment

Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.