Sarcastic Candle- Calm Down, Karen – The Candle for Keeping Your Chill

For the moments when drama is high, and your patience is low. This candle is perfect for setting a zen-like atmosphere while you master the art of ignoring chaos—whether it’s Karen’s complaints or your group chat blowing up. Light it, breathe deeply, and let the soothing scent remind you that their problem isn’t yours.

• Scent Options: Tranquility with a hint of “not my business.” (Unscented and Lavender)
• Details:
  • Amber glass jar with a calming, yet sassy vibe
  • Burns long enough to survive the next rant
  • Perfect for meditation, self-care, or passive-aggressive ambiance

 Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
Lid color: gold
Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
Compliant with ASTM safety standards

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts