Sarcastic Candle-Fake It Till You Make It – One Flicker at a Time

Because sometimes the appearance of having it all together is all that matters. This candle is your ultimate partner-in-crime for faking productivity, success, or just a semi-clean house. Light it up, channel your inner overachiever, and enjoy the sweet satisfaction of fooling everyone—including yourself.

• Scent Notes: A comforting blend of warm vanilla, rich sandalwood, and a whisper of “I’ve got this.” ( Unscented and Vanilla Bean)
• Details:
  • Amber glass jar for that effortlessly polished aesthetic
  • Burns long enough to get through your to-do (or pretend-to-do) list
  • Perfect for work-from-home vibes, cleaning procrastination, or setting a productive mood

Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
Lid color: gold
Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
Compliant with ASTM safety standards
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Please note: All scents have the same natural color