Sarcastic Candle -Side-Eye Fuel – Because Some People Deserve a Glare and a Glow

For the mornings when coffee isn’t enough to deal with the nonsense. This candle pairs perfectly with your side-eye and a strong latte, setting the mood for subtle judgment and quiet vibes. Light it up, sip your coffee, and let the glow do all the talking (or eye-rolling).

• Scent Notes: A soft, luxurious blend of cashmere musk, warm amber, and just a whisper of “not today.”
• Details:
  • Amber glass jar for a chic and moody vibe
  • Burns evenly for hours of sass-filled ambiance
  • Perfect for mornings, slow Sundays, or silently judging the group chat
  • Available in your favorite scent options to match your mood

 Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
 Lid color: gold
 Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
 Compliant with ASTM safety standards
 Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts