This Candle Lasts Longer Than Your Ex Did Funny Valentines Candle Anti Relationship Gift Breakup Gift

💡 FACT: This candle will last longer than your ex did… in every possible way. Light it up, sit back, and bask in the comforting glow of knowing you dodged a bullet. 💖 Perfect for: ✔️ The single and thriving crew ✔️ Your bestie who just dumped a walking red flag ✔️ Anyone who “hates Valentine’s” (but still wants a gift) ✔️ A breakup survival kit (add wine & regretful texts) 🔥 CANDLE DETAILS: ✔️ Scent: (9 to choose from) – They all smell better than heartbreak & bad decisions ✔️ 11 oz. Frosted Glass Jar – Chic enough for your new, upgraded aesthetic ✔️ Wooden Lid Included – To symbolically shut out toxic energy ✔️ Hand-Poured Wax – Unlike your ex, this one actually puts in effort ✔️ Burn Time: 50 Hours – Significantly longer than your last situationship 🎯 Gift this to your bestie, your therapist, or yourself. Light it up and move on. .: Hand-poured in the USA